She Learned To Knit

She learned to knit on Monday
her stitches were all very fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner.
So we went out to dine.

She knitted toys on Tuesday
She says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely.
But she forgot to dust.

On Wednesday it was a sampler.
She says's knitting's fun.
What highlight! What Shadows!
But the laundry wasn't done.

Nine squared were on Thursday-
Green, yellow,blue and red.
I guess she was really engrossed.
She never made the bed.

It was knee rugs and afghans on Friday
In colors she adores.
It never bothered her at all,
that crumbs were on the floor.

I found a maid on Saturday
My week is now complete
My wife can knit the hours away;
The house will still be neat.

Well, now it's only Sunday
I think I'm about to wilt,
I cursed, I Raved I Ranted
Cause the MAID has learned to KNIT.
                                                   Author Unknown